Which is worse? As I was trying to pour some clogged paint, I squeezed too hard and it splattered ALL OVER a poor and unsuspecting second grader. We’re talking hair, face, clothes, arms - covered! She just sat there in stunned silence.
When the teacher came to pick them up I announced that she should ask
them the ‘S’ word that I taught them (Yes, there were chuckles). Um, I
I laughed pretty hard at myself today!